State Fair Hound

An independent view of the New York State Fair

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Blue Kentucky Girl

Finally!

At long last, the New York State Fair has added a genuine country performer to its Chevrolet Court lineup.

Grand Ole Opry member Crystal Gayle,CRYSTAL best known for her 1977  Grammy-winning record “Don’t It Make My Brown Eyes Blue,” will sing on the Stan Colella stage on Wednesday, Aug. 28 at 1 p.m.

Gayle started out as the coal miner’s other daughter, the younger sister of legendary Loretta Lynn, but shrewdly forged her own path with a more sophisticated vocal style that made her one of country’s most popular artists of the 70s and 80s. While Loretta had a girl-next-door quality, Crystal’s sultry voice and impressive range placed her in a different neighborhood as she brought passion to a string of hits as long as her famous hair.

Early arrival is advisable as fans, starved for classic country at the Fair, are sure to overflow the Chevy Court benches to hear Gayle’s romantic repertoire, including “Talking in Your Sleep,” “I’ll Get Over You” and “If You Ever Change Your Mind.”

One show won’t make up for years of neglecting country fans, but it could be a start.

It’s Not EZ to Park at the Fair

Customers of the New York State Fair aren’t given the simple, logical courtesy of being able to pay for parking with good old American cash, but drivers have been able to keep their credit cards in their pockets by driving through EZ Pass scanners in the brown and orange lots. LOT RAMPSUntil now.

For some reason, EZ Pass won’t get you into parking lots this year, so you’ll have to have a pre-paid pass or hand over your credit card, slowing down the lines of entering cars.

When you consider this change in addition to the fact that parking charges have increased from five dollars to 12 dollars plus fees since 2022, customers will understandably feel unappreciated.

ORANGE LOT BUS 16Drivers will have limited options as Centro park-and-ride bus service rolls from fewer locations than it has in some years.

Improved traffic control and more efficient parking service have long been needed at the Fair. Instead, they’re getting worse–and more expensive. Our new director and her team need to do some work. Fair customers deserve it.

First and Ten

With the beginning of summer fast approaching, fans of the New York State Fair can start counting down to opening day, now 10 weeks away.

MIDWAY LIGHTSThe date will be Aug. 21 and you’ll be welcomed with another parking fee increase, now $12. If that means better service, improved access and smoother lot conditions, we won’t mind.

There hasn’t been much publicized about the plans for this year in terms of features that will be part of the ’24 Fair. We’re sure hoping that the overall entertainment agenda will be much more inspired than the lineup of musical (?) acts scheduled for Chevrolet Court and Hip Hop Hell (official name Suburban Park).

It shouldn’t be long before we know about featured shows and exhibits, which may include robotic dinosaurs, sea lions, a circus and return engagements for escape artist Lady Houdini and juggling phenom Groovy Guy. Likely highlights include the inimitable Hilby, the rockin’ Bandoloni and high-flying Hawk Creek birds of prey, OWLwhich customers ranked as their favorite Fairgrounds entertainment in a recent survey.

A few new acts would be great to go along with such annual favorites as the fabulous Iroquois Village, barns stocked with gorgeous farm animals, historical displays and midway thrills. Despite the recent departure of several beloved food vendors, there are plenty of great eats on the menu.

Tickets, at the increased price of $8 plus service fees for adults, should go on sale soon.

 

Hick Hop Hoax

The incompetent agency that books concerts for the New York State Fair is this year foisting upon fans an act they’re calling a “country and rap star.” The performer for the Aug. 25 Chevrolet Court show, apparently influenced by hip hop tradition, goes by the moniker Dax rather than using an actual name.

While there is no consensus on the definition of country music, SP PANORAMAit’s obvious that country and rap are at opposite ends of the entertainment spectrum, so the label carried by this kid is paradoxical at best.  Country music comes from the heart with virtuoso talent on fiddle, steel guitar and mandolin supporting impassioned vocals. Real talent and actual music matter above all.

Most rappers neither sing nor play an instrument. It’s more about image and attitude. Hip hop “performances” are dominated by thundering drum beats, often in the absence of a melody.

Most important, this booking doesn’t change the troubling fact that the Fair’s musical lineup features several hip hop acts while the contemptuous treatment of fans who love traditional-style country continues. Every year, the concert itinerary gets worse and this year that trend is on target to hit bottom.

The promoters can have both hip hop and country and they certainly should. But calling one act country-rap is insulting and ludicrous.

False Profits

Do you remember who the New York State Fair brought in to play a concert on Armed Forces Day in 2023? Yep, hypocritical “patriot” Lee Greenwood. The Hound let out a howl on that (Flag Waiver, May 27, 2023), pointing out that this MAGA dimwit has a lengthy history of backing a well-known, orange-haired serial defendant and wanna-be dictator.

HALF MAST 18Now it seems that Greenwood has upped the ante, joining Donald Duck-the-Charge in his latest scam, selling over-priced Bibles to finance his multiple legal defenses. Maybe the cornball lounge singer should read one of his own Bibles. He could start by counting how many of the Ten Commandments he’s willing to overlook. Then he could find references to what the Good Book has to say about lying,  adultery, lewdness, gluttony, avarice, vulgarity, narcissism, vengeance, sexual assault and racial hatred.

Maybe MAGA Lee is trying to get into the running for the Vice President nomination or maybe he just want to get in on the grift.

Either way, if the Fair brings this false patriot back, there should be an investigation.

Cash Out

The paper money that’s in your wallet right now makes a promise to the holder. “This note is legal tender for all debts, public and private.” There are no conditions, no asterisks, no exceptions.

BILLSStill many businesses, including SU’s Dome, the Lakeview Amphitheater, the Syracuse Mets’ ballpark and our beloved New York State Fair refuse to accept good old American cash. But there may be hope for those who think the practice of requiring credit cards or electronic payment is nonsensical, discriminatory and potentially subject to fraud and theft.

Channel 9 News recently reported that a bill in the New York State Senate proposes a law that would require merchants to accept cash as payment for goods and services, though allowing some exceptions. Let’s all contact our State Senator and urge support for this measure. Interestingly, New York City already has a law prohibiting cashless businesses.

CASH ONLYMeanwhile, USA Today has reported that the National Park Service being sued over refusal to accept cash.

You can bet that, as you read this, some creep, somewhere is looking at this practice, trying to figure a way to hack into the payments systems or to steal your credit card information. And sooner or later, someone will succeed.

It’s an unnecessary and reckless risk. There was a time that all of these businesses accepted cash and it worked just fine. If they have issues with staffing, accounting and security, they should deal with it as they did back then. It’s called doing business. They all make plenty of profit from the customers they are abusing with their cashless BS.

At least we can use EZ Pass at the Fair and almost all vendors happily accept our money. We’ve heard of some that don’t, so we’ll just keep walking to one that does.

Likewise, smart customers are justified in thinking twice about patronizing businesses and venues that require credit cards.

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks, Sean

You may have heard that Sean Hennessey has left the New York State Fair after two of strong years at the helm, first as interim director and then as director. Hennessey came in at a disadvantage in filling the role after Troy Waffner’s sudden departure, but rose to the occasion. SEAN IN DBHis relentlessly positive attitude, solid work ethic and enthusiasm for the job helped him produce a couple of dandy Fairs. It was great to hear him often express respect and appreciation for the terrific Fair team that supported his administration.

It’s been reported that Sean left for another New York government job opportunity but, as with his predecessor’s move in leaving the Fair, you always have to wonder if the Governor and her staff are giving us the straight story.

Coincidentally, it appears that Fair public relations woman Alice Maggiore has also left for another job. Her name is no longer in the Fair directory and she is employed by Strategic Communications. Maggiore accepted the impossible mission of trying to replace Dave Bullard as she demonstrated a high degree of professionalism and a good feel for that challenging job.

We know that our readers will want to join State Fair Hound in saying thanks and good luck to Sean and Alice.

200 and Counting

Opening day of the 2024 New York State Fair is a long way off–200 days from Friday to be exact. That’s plenty of time, but there’s much to be done.

As always, State Fair Hound has some ideas that could serve as a blueprint for a better Fair this year and beyond. ON THE MOUNDWhile we’re happy to respect many of the traditions that have made the Fair great over the years, suggestions for improvement, especially from outside the fences of the Fairgrounds or government offices of Albany, are essential to pleasing patrons and boosting chances for a successful 13 days.

The Hound has already promoted some ideas in recent posts. Those include more productive and respectful engagement with vendors and exhibitors (Sticky Red Tape, 9/23/23), humane and responsible treatment of animals in exhibits and performances (Breeding doubt, 9/13/23), continuation of the trend to improve food vendor structures and increase menu variety (Feeding Frenzy, 9/8/23) and revival of senior days with enhancements (Silver Surfers 10/19/23).

Music fans also deserve a better variety of acts, documented here many times, BLOSSOMSincluding Black Listed, 6/20/23, Hip Hopping to Conclusions, 9/21/22 and Triangulation, 7/15/19. Performance venue improvements, especially at Suburban Park, would be appreciated as would more courteous treatment of customers by security staff, who should view their duty to maximize fan comfort and enjoyment while keeping interventions friendly and helpful.

The no-cash policy for admission and parking remains a  flawed idea. Director Sean Hennessey patiently explained to The Hound why he feels that practice is necessary for the Fair, but it remains a burden and a security risk for patrons. Perhaps there’s a compromise to be made there. It should be considered.

The bottled water monopoly granted to Pepsi’s Aquafina brand back in 2018 still rankles customers and handicaps vendors. The market should determine what products are sold on the grounds and at what price.

Transportation and parking issues carry over from year to year and there’s no indication that any effective changes or creative ideas have been considered. Why not? It’s a huge issue, especially on dates when there’s a concert being staged on the other side of I-690–something that should not be happening.POTATO BOOTH

We’d also like to see a more efficient process at the baked potato stand, where lines can be way too slow-moving.

The Hound will pass along more ideas as opening day approaches. We hope that our readers will send theirs to Fair management. In fact, we think that a committee of ordinary folks who love the Fair should be convened on a regular basis–a kind of advisory board. It could pay off.

Right now, there are 200 days to work on making this year’s Fair great. Let’s get to work.

Silver Surfers

Though kids of all ages are often considered the most reliable customers of the New York State Fair, there are droves of baby boomers who never miss it. That’s why The Hound is disappointed that officially-designated senior citizen days have been discontinued from the agenda. SCOOTERS

Although it’s laudable that everyone over the age of 65 is admitted free every day, the Fair needs to do more to cater to senior customers. In years past, senior days were perennially-popular events, starting with hand-picked entertainment on the Chevy Court stage. This year, Herman’s Hermits and Tommy James and the Shondells performed on the first Monday and Tuesday–traditionally senior days–not bad choices but lacking in imagination. Staging some big bands, American songbook singers, bluegrass pickers, romantic crooners and classic country acts could spice up the soundtracks of  designated senior days

In addition to music and entertainment, gray-hairs also love targeted giveaways, vendor specials, scheduled retro events and health-related presentations designed for them. More of those features would be well-received and much-appreciated.

Another benefit that makes for a better Fair experience for older patrons is the motorized scooters for those who find walking difficult. HILLBILLIESThey’re always there and quite popular, but rather expensive at $50 to $65 and limited in availability. Improvements in scooter service certainly seem to be in order.

Of course, numerous favorite food stands are greatly missed by senior diners, but we don’t anticipate the return of the Grange Ox Roast, Gianelli and Baker’s Chicken Coop. Savvy vendors should come up with creative ideas to attract seniors. The whole-meal specials once sold at the Grange stand were popular and led to loyal customer response.

It wouldn’t add much expense for the Fair to get back to scheduling official senior days and it would seem to be a can’t miss hit. We love the kids who swarm the midway, but let’s not forget grandma and grandpa.

Circle of Life

The observance of Indigenous Peoples Day on Oct. 9 should remind those of us who love the New York State Fair of our annual visits to the festive and historic Iroquois village. SNAKE DANCE

The respectful habitation of this continent by our Haudenosaunee neighbors and other indigenous nations deserves recognition and celebration.

Unfortunately, the City of Syracuse is still grappling with the path toward removing a downtown statue that honors those responsible for the shameful and genocidal history that began in 1492. City administration has been embroiled in litigation started by ignorant and misguided citizens and wrongly upheld by an incompetent, biased and politicized judge.

It’s way past time to end the idolatry of Columbus to build a new circle that honors the People of the Longhouse and indigenous people from coast to coast.

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